toenail-fister:

captain-pragmatism:

matthewsagan:

otherkin be like

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I woke up my dog laughing at this.

When in reality they’re just like

(Source: matthewsagan, via rite-ofspring)

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

(via guy)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via guy)

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via sick-tits)

I still check up on you everyday
-random thoughts

vvni:

Indecision is a decision

(via skate-high)

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

(via guy)

takenchancess:

#Ass 🙌 #BBlu #WcwEveryday #Lol

(Source: krookinterludes, via slutty-cumfessions)